When your favorite band members aren’t attractive but you think they are because you’re blinded by love
Me: “What browser are you on?”
Me: “Google Chrome?”
Client: “No, just regular Google.”
Me: “That’s the site. I want to know the browser.”
Client: “Look, we can have this conversation forever, man. But when I hit the internet logo, Google comes up!”
Me: “Okay…What does that “internet logo” look like?
Client: “…A fiery fox, I guess. But that’s irrelevant.”
So my sister’s out for the day and my sister’s room is completely covered in One Direction posters
So I thought “why not cut out 350 shrek faces
aND MAKE EVERYTHING SHREK”
I PRESENT TO YOU
350 shrek faces
No face left uncovered
Now we wait
MAN DOWN MAN DOWN
This is a thing of beauty
It’s the dedication that makes this joke so funny.
Biggest Nope I’ve Seen To Date
"Did you just catch that?"
I like that the batter actually looks impressed
I see this come across my dash one every three months or so and it still amazes me.
“GIVE IT SEVEN YEARS AND HE’LL BE GIVING YOU JUST THAT.”
Did you…noooo nope nope
she put up a video of her telling miyah that she thinks she’s very pretty without the wig too and that playing dress up if fun but to promise to stay in school
Stories you won’t see in the media
#nicki is so protective of young girls#this needs to be underlined more#also she gives them edited versions of her albums#magical girls protect other girls#bless nicki
literally all the snapchat posts on tumblr
tumblr giveaway must be following me